Banned for adding a new wrinkle to the great tinkle twinkle debate.

Banned across the u-niverse.

banned for trying to unify it all

Banned for calling fornication unification to hopefully avoid any 10 Commandments judgement.

Banned for insulting his skittle eating unicorn.

Banned for candy corns and nonsuch.

banned for mocking candy corn

Banned for unmasking the Candy Dude. 

Banned for unmasking the Lone Ranger and finding out that Tonto was gay.

Banned for not knowing Tonto was only being jealous of Silver.

banned for painting it all silver

Banned for gold-plated bullshit and why it still sells in high places, despite nobody believing the bastards.

Banned for litigating.

Banned for getting a lawyer involved.

banned for making laws that require lawyers to begin with

Banned for not knowing which came first …. the lawyer or the law.

Banned 'cause it depends on what hatched first.

Banned for not knowing that the law was hatched first, before greedy bastard lawyers came along to exploit it and those who run afoul of it.

Banned for disappearing the eggshell leftovers.

Banned for scrambling your eggs with a garden fork.

Banned for gardening sans the green thumb.

Banned for my thumb is brown after dipping it in chocolate.

banned for assuming that was chocolate

Banned for assuming that it wasn't.

Banned for assuming the neopolitan was left behind with the vanilla and strawberry. I like chocolate.