Banned for assuming I left the strawberry and vanilla behind.... all ice cream is fair game from my freezer.

banned for screaming for ice cream

Banned for previous incongruities.

Banned for excluding your own current incongruous, diametric, inconsistent, convoluted, hairbrained, phlegmatic, farts in a bag.

Banned for not mentioning the associated prehistoric pong.

Banned for brain farts.

Banned because.... just because.

It's late, I'm tired, I'm sick, I can't think of anything better.

banned for blaming illness on your problems

Banned to the nether regions.

Banned for letting the hair in your nether regions grow uncontrollably out of proportion... go to the barber and get it trimmed back.

Banned 'cause going to the dentist for a haircut is bad enough. Comes from that old adage that once you get passed the smell you got it licked.    EWWW!

Disclaimer: I heard that someplace.

Banned for using vulgar adages when referring to dentists

It's like the woman who told her dentist that she didn't know what was worse, getting a tooth pulled or having a baby.

The dentist replied: "well make up your mind, lady, so's I know how to adjust the chair."

banned for not adjusting things right

Banned for adjusting two short planks so that they're even thicker.

Banned for being in the thick of stuff.

banned for hatin on the thicc 

Banned for thiccydoo.

Banned for doing doo in Palacedoo, where all they do all day is doo, doo and more doo to their hearts content.

Also banned for the thiccy triccy that upset miccy because it was sticcy and stucc to his diccy prior to an inspection by Dr Wiccy, who is very piccy and very much dislikes thriccery when other people are genuinely sicc.

Banned for failing to wear rubber gloves and a mask while sicc.

Banned for 'C'  2.79x10 2 da 6

banned for equations and other such stuff that requires too much thinking on my part.

banned for not wanting to do the hard stuff

Banned for rithmetics.

Banned for sums of the larger part while sums of the smaller part get ignored.... meaning the rich get richer and the poor get eff-all.

banned by numismatics.