banned for playing the ban game

Banned for banning a banner for playing strictly by the rules of banning.

banned for not letting me make sport of the rules of the ban game

Banned for playing the ban game while spectating at a sports event.

Banned on the run...

Banned for attributing the wrong band with being on the run when only one of them put on his running shoes and took off to pursue a band with wings.

banned for the band remains the same

@Sinperium - Dude! Where did that mod come from? LOL

Banned for the band was Wings, not them thar Beatles wot done Band on the Run.

Banned for not understanding that each Beatle is equal to the sum totality of all Beatles.  They are the Beatles--resistance is futile.

That's my "Yellow Submarine Invades Bikini Bottom" mod.  Beatles faction versus Krusty Krab faction.

For example: Solanus Adjudicator are known as "Patrick Stars".

Banned for once I saw a Beatle rolling along a ball of dung.... he said it was a shit job but somebody had to do it.

banned for telling such crappy jokes

@Sinperium - Cool

Banned for leaving crappy jokes on the side of your plate while eating fit shood.

banned for eating and drinking without regard to your friends

Banned for not knowing that I did not invite those freeloaders to dinner.  

banned for not inviting the bernie trump supporters

Banned for precariously walking the tightrope in a pink tutu.

banned for putting viruses in the coronas 

Banned for I happen to like Corona, and Sol and Cantina.... all brewed by Cerveza and nice drops at that. 

As for the virus, I'd put that in Bud or Millers or bothy.  

banned for still going with cheap watered-down swill 

Banned for remembering the Wizard of Id comic strip.

Banned for incorrectly interpreting pig swill with swill brewed by amateurs and served up in half-filled glasses.

Banned for forgetting how old you are.  
(I can hear the real of your rocking chair from here.)

Banned for ear-sight so good that you can hear my neighbours bed springs squeaking during passionate moments and thinking that I even have a damned rocking chair when in actual fact I merely have a recliner chair that makes just one noise... a hugely loud, unmissable groan whenever I go to sit on it.

Banned for mixing Joe Biden-esque metaphorical gaffes and lying about having neighbors (cell mates don't count).

Banned for transposing your jail time into my unblemished record as a model citizen with friends in high places [some in low places, too].