The Dear Devs megathread!

Lets have one central "Dear Devs" thread to pool all our epic and crazy ideas into, who knows maybe it will grow in power and assume a life of its own! I will start.

Dear Devs, I want more pics of hot advent women in bikini's, overpowered titans that can solo a maxed out fleet, and multithreading support!

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Reply #1 Top

Argh...three threads for this under two different logins.  Really?

It also needs to be under "Everything Else" not "Sins Rebellion".

Reply #2 Top

The Bored Sins Trolls' Diary, the must have classic about a group of repressed gamers so bad at entertaining themselves, they have to make at least 1 thread a day while they await the imminent patch that may save them. Hidden away in the deepest depths of the F'orum, they write paragraphs on paragraphs of complaints, addressed to devs that are destined never to read it. Despite their terrible situation, rather than work together to make compelling cases for change, they stay in their hidden attic and tear each other down, insulting each others intelligence, and generally being as unproductive as possible.

 

Reply #3 Top

Note in my other post the phrase, "perceived community".

We need a real one here that sets the standard.

Reply #4 Top

I'd like balanced TEC, Advent and Vasari... well, my 2 out of 3 is better than OP's 

 

Still don't think I'll get mine either.

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Quoting Sinperium, reply 1
Argh...three threads for this under two different logins.  Really?

It also needs to be under "Everything Else" not "Sins Rebellion".
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Um hate to break it to you but I do not have two different logins,(mods can confirm this) I just try to take other peoples ideas and make it better. Especially since as you have stated there have been a number of these threads popping up, hence one mega thread would be best.

Well back on topic

Dear devs I want a single player campaign that goes froma few days before the massive war starts up to the current time.

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Oh god...  That would be like, 400 GB

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Dear devs.. please make it mandatory to play online or gtfo off the forums, min number of online games to post regarding balance of atleast 50 games.

 

No single playing allowed until 20 multiplayer games. 

 

AND NO huymacs

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Dear Devs. I would like there to be forum wide peace and the MP crowd and the SP crowd to be like us Modders and love everyone.

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Quoting Ryat, reply 9
Dear Devs. I would like there to be forum wide peace and the MP crowd and the SP crowd to be like us Modders and love everyone.
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Reply #10 Top

Wonder why the devs would even read these forums lately.......

People with lots of time on their hands here....

And to waste the time of others...

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Quoting GoaFan77, reply 2
Despite their terrible situation, rather than work together to make compelling cases for change, they stay in their hidden attic and tear each other down, insulting each others intelligence, and generally being as unproductive as possible.
End of GoaFan77's quote

Nice to know how you really feel about me...

 

 

Reply #12 Top

Quoting ussrAvA, reply 8
No single playing allowed until 20 multiplayer games.
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Great way to ensure nobody ever plays Sins but hardcore MP players.

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Quoting ussrAvA, reply 8
Dear devs.. please make it mandatory to play online or gtfo off the forums, min number of online games to post regarding balance of atleast 50 games.
End of ussrAvA's quote

Your requirements are too lenient, as I would qualify, and I'm sure you wouldn't want that...

 

Reply #14 Top

You're not that bad of a player so you may pass

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Oh come on guys we all know Polistes is a known troll. Just let this thread rest in peace.

Quoting ussrAvA, reply 15
You're not that bad of a player so you may pass
End of ussrAvA's quote
Who are you?

Reply #16 Top

Sorry Polistes--I have no problem with an actual thread in the game section asking for features.  My bad.  I thought it was another joke thread at first.

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Quoting Seleuceia, reply 12


Nice to know how you really feel about me...


 
End of Seleuceia's quote

One of the few times I try to troll and I hit the wrong target. x_x

Reply #19 Top
Dear Devs, plz don't nerf starbase mobilization.
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Quoting Zalman1337, reply 20
Dear Devs, plz don't nerf starbase mobilization.
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Obvious troll. :troll: :troll: :troll:

Reply #21 Top

I second Lavo's post, which actually refers to a totally legit but unfortunately overlooked issue...not something that personally concerns me, but it definitely is a problem for modders in general...what is worse is that it seems (If I understand correctly) to be a regression of the game rather than a mere request for improvement....

Reply #22 Top

You are correct in your understanding.

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Quoting GoaFan77, reply 2
The Bored Sins Trolls' Diary,
 
End of GoaFan77's quote

This was great.

Just wanted to add, "Dear Devs your game is cool, I like it a lot."

Your friend in time,

"Doc" Emmett L. Brown

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Quoting ViaRed, reply 8
Dear devs.. please make it mandatory to play online or gtfo off the forums, min number of online games to post regarding balance of atleast 50 games.

 

No single playing allowed until 20 multiplayer games. 

 
End of ViaRed's quote

Really? You actually want to completely cut off single player from an individual until they have played 20 multi-player games?  You do realize that this is a game that people buy to entertain themselves?  And not a Communist nation?  Right? 

 People pay to do what they want to with a game.  If the Devs did what you are suggesting, then the total number of people playing SINS would decrease to approx 200 people.  That is 125 more than the most I have seen on ICO at any one time.  Which is about 68 people.  I am being very generous with that first number.  After the 20 games, all the people that played multiplayer just to get back to single player would quit multiplayer, and you would be in same boat, except now StarDock would have lost many many eager, paying fans.  They would not make another Sins game because their fan base would be gone. 

 I enjoy playing Single player because I don't want to have half my team rage quit, and then be facing 4 pro players.  AI players die hard.  Human players have places to go, and stuff they have to do, and whatnot.  AI players live to die at your hands, or to help you kill your enemies.  Human players can be complete jerks or charitable do-gooders.  AI players are reliable in that none are evil, none are kind. 

Also, no forums? Really?  So, you force people to do something they don't want to do, just so they can enjoy something that they bought using their Hard-Earned Money, and they can't complain or tell like-minded people about it until they do so?  Sound familier, folks?  Thats right!  Communist!

 

 

Reply #25 Top

RAGE!!!