No, no, no ... It's colder here because it's warmer globally. Any fool can see that.
Rubbish!!! It's colder there because the cloud cover has been tampered with by those peddling the opposite theory, thus there is less sunlight and temperatures have dropped.
What you's need to do is go up there in helicopters or something and pull all the tarpaulins off the clouds and let in a bit more sunlight.
See, there's a conspiracy in everything if you look hard enough.
Nah, the truth is, Arctic winds are currently colder because there's less penguin and polar bear methane due to a dietician advising them of dietary changes to reduce heartburn, flatulence and bloating.
Obviously they took the advice.