UndeadSoldier13

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Granted, you $200 to buy a lifeboat with a motor and a bycicle. Now go out there and tour the world. i wish for a clock

Granted. Instead of Rick Rolled, the youtube spam is a vidoe of a 96 year olg woman in her underware shaving her legs. I wish the apocolypse happened tommorow

Banned for being on the second Death Star and still thinking that it was undestroyable

Granted, it is now called "DEPO" stereotype Dorks Easy to Pick On Iwish people would develop a thicker skin when they were being scolded, yelled at, made fun of, or just being spoken to with an annoyed/stressed tone of voice.

[quote who="seggieburger" reply="4" id="2279206"]I was just playing as the TEC the other day and was screwing around with having way more novialith cannons that anyone ever needs and it got me to thinking What if the TEC secretly had a crapload of novalith cannons, found the vasari while exploring and let loose also if the threat didnt cause instanstaneous destruction then why couldnt the vasari under attack send out a message? as advanced as they are h

[quote who="NuclearApocolypse" reply="11" id="2277659"]banned for being a rat with a y in your name[/quote]

good idea: staying up for 2 days straight to watch the James Bond movies

banned for your big words

banned for not having an umbrella

Good idea: eating cheese

banned for being a rat with a y in your name

veers, just because i did something that had some wit to it, doesn't mean you need to act like a child and use right after hearing it. it loses the appeal when its basically told right back at the person. as i stated before, when you start shit like this, your post becomes null. grow up, or stop posting. you're starting to get annoying So to Homsar, granted. instead of eating ice cream, you took some sleep pills, but you overdose and die. i wish for a new saxoph

Not granted. I choose to corrupt your wish by not granting it at all. And because you did not answer the wish above you, all further wishes of yours shall become null. [quote]I wish that, no matter what, my socks would NEVER match, and that it did not bother me at all.[/quote] There seems no need to try to grant or corrupt this as i'm sure it is merely stating an already true fact. I wish for a pollutant free breeze under 5 kph

Granted. You are now imortal. You cannot die, age, sickness does nothing to you, you no longer feel physical pain. As the years progress, your heroics that you perform begin to stack up. You find a woman who you deeply love and start a family. But a few years later, in order to hurt you, a group of people rape and murder your wife and children. Upon learning of this, you go into seclusion for several decades. It is there you come to the conclusion that mankind is nothing but a feeble collecti

[quote who="IrationalFear" reply="11" id="2275256"]I wish that I knew a joke that was so funny, it could kill, but I don't understand the joke.[/quote] Stealing from Monty Python are you? May the French blow their noses at you and fart in your general direction. Granted? Not feeling that you gave a real wish to be corrupted, I choose to simply kick you in the balls, and then as you are holding your self on the floor, I cut open your belly and strangle you with y

You didn't wish for anything, so granted. From now on in lofe, you will never acomplish anything, have anyone care for you, or do anything well. Having not cared for you, i have no idea how you turned out, but i'm sure you overdosed on cocaine. I wish for a breath of unpolluted air

Granted. Your computer is fast enough just to cause you damage. The machine runs on uranium 238 and emits heavy radiation. you die. slowly. i wish for a drop of water

Granted. Without the need for technological superiority, mankind's technological advancement stops, and we begin to grow soft as a specials, turning into hippies. Then, in a few hundred years, we make contact with an alien race that invades Earth and annihilates us in a matter of minutes. I wish the Chauchat didn't suck. (As an aside note, as someone who had played the ET game, and beaten it, by today's standards it w

Banned for being tool illiterate

Granted, but the pen bursts on you, spraying acidic ink all over your eyes, blinding you. As you cannot see, you fall over onto a cigarette butt and ignight the ink on your face, burning you alive and melting the skin of your face. You lay there in excruciating pain for the next several hours before passing. I wish that from now on, all games have the same quality as ET for the Atari had

Granted. North Korea stops being whiny and just goes postal, launching several short range balisstic missles into the surrounding countries. I wish for a penny

Granted. You wish to be shot in the head, and a random baby crawls up to you and shoots you. Unfortunaly, you don't die, and are left to crawl around in excruciating pain for the next 3 days before dying in a pool of your own waste. I wish i could shoot you in the both your heads

Your buss is hijacked by Mormon terrorists who steal the plasma technology and create an army of Mormons who easily take over the world, forcing everyone to convert to the Mormon faith. I wish for a yawn

I wish for a blank CD