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Zapp Brannigan interviews Vladimir Khrunov, Commander of the "Inquisition", Marza Dreadnought in Sins of a Solar Empire Sins Forums

ZAPP: Well, no need for formalities here. I'm a Level 10 Battleship Commander. What are you? I don't even want to shake your hand. VLADIMIR: What? Good god, what are you wearing? I can smell your ballsweat! ZAPP: Consider it a privilege, Commander. Seven out of ten aliens die with the first whiff... I mean, the unsexy non-female ones, that is. VLADIMIR: Why are you bothering me at breaktime? ZAPP: In space, Commander, ther