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Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #9401 Top

Roll em in flour and hunt the wet spot.

Sex in the tub is easy. Follow the bubbles.

Doesn't matter where you stick it, you'll find a fold that feels good.

:grin:  

Reply #9402 Top

Hahaha.  Hadn't heard the tub one before.

 

How do you know when a chick is too fat to fuck?

When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them.  ;P

 

 

But I digress...  Fat chicks make the world go round.

http://www.pointsincase.com/articles/fat_chicks.htm

Reply #9403 Top

It's called orbit.

Reply #9404 Top

that is caused by their mass distorting spacetime creating the gravitational effect. unfortuneatly it takes a either a high velocity OR a large amount of energy to excape the gravitational orbit.

 

harpo

 

Reply #9405 Top

which means if you want to get away, you have to move fast enough to escape before the bead of sweat running down the back of their neck can make it to their crack.

Reply #9406 Top

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 9397
maybe he's getting in touch with his feminine side... or other masculine side, as the case may be.
End of Draakjacht's quote

Funny...

Quoting Ryat, reply 9398
maybe he just enjoys dancing girls shaped like clocks? AKA fat girls
End of Ryat's quote

Funny ha...

Quoting Stant123, reply 9399
Fat girls need lovin' too.

You know, fat chicks are like mopeds....  They're fun to ride on until someone sees you on one.

 Funny as hell....

More cushion for the pushin'.

They're easy to have sex with, just slap her thigh and ride the wave.

Something about a milk shake bringin' all the boys to the yard...

 There's more...  I just can't think of them right this second.

End of Stant123's quote

Very funny....

 

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 9401
Roll em in flour and hunt the wet spot.

Sex in the tub is easy. Follow the bubbles. Very Nice

Doesn't matter where you stick it, you'll find a fold that feels good. That was good too

 
End of Draakjacht's quote

 

Quoting Stant123, reply 9402
Hahaha.  Hadn't heard the tub one before.

 

How do you know when a chick is too fat to fuck?

When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them.  ROTF Copters :rofl:

 

 

But I digress...  Fat chicks make the world go round.

http://www.pointsincase.com/articles/fat_chicks.htm
End of Stant123's quote

 

You guys are in rare form, this is what I get for being away so long...Hopefully you all had a great thaknsgiving for those of us that live here stateside, And since I am the self proclaimed Lord of Anarchy and Hysteria, I must let loose some of my mirth upon thee. 

For be warned, if you are drinking a beverage, please try not spew forth against your screens and keyboards...

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED....Now behold my wraith as your retinas are burned with these images into the back of your skull...

You may now try to forget what you saw, good luck with that.

 

 

 

Reply #9407 Top

Didn't know they had camels in Canada. Where is Oranos when you need confirmation?

Reply #9408 Top

I bet those mooses are in america, which is an excelent reason to NOT go there

harpo

 

Reply #9409 Top

I'd love some Canadian Camel m'self..

Reply #9410 Top

 

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #9411 Top

Quoting tesb, reply 9410
 

 

-Exiled Possum
End of tesb's quote

OMG, tesb has returned!!

Reply #9412 Top

Quoting Whiskey144, reply 9411

Quoting tesb, reply 9410 

 

-Exiled Possum

OMG, tesb has returned!!
End of Whiskey144's quote

 

Indeed. Welcome back, been on holiday?

Reply #9413 Top

Where is Oranos when you need confirmation?
End of quote

 

He is playing Starcraft. And he totaly ingnored me. I was like HEY AMERICA's FAVORITE COOKIE!!!! OREO!!!!!!

 

And he was like no responce. I was DAMN YOU OREO, SAVE ME!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!

Then I died.

 

 

On another note, Those present are here by commanded to fly/drive to Nashville Thrusday. Be downtown Thrusday Night and drink with me damn it!!!!! I'll buy you a drink even though its my b-day celebration, that Im putting together...

 

Some crap friends I have....

Reply #9414 Top

Quoting -Ue_Carbon, reply 9413
On another note, Those present are here by commanded to fly/drive to Nashville Thrusday. Be downtown Thrusday Night and drink with me damn it!!!!! I'll buy you a drink even though its my b-day celebration, that Im putting together...

 

Some crap friends I have....
End of -Ue_Carbon's quote

Sorry, won't be coming because:

1. I don't have my license...........YET.

2. I'm in LA. California. I don't have the cash (that I'm willing to spend) to fly (I'm saving up for a new laptop).

3. I'm not even drinking age.

Reply #9415 Top

Quoting G_Bison, reply 9412
Quoting Whiskey144, reply 9411
Quoting tesb, reply 9410 

 

-Exiled Possum

OMG, tesb has returned!!

 

Indeed. Welcome back, been on holiday?
End of G_Bison's quote

 

thank you, no not holiday, but i am doing an internship and don't have that much time to contribute to this glorious thread :)

 

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #9416 Top

Hitting the reply button is all we ask of you, tesb. Most of what you do anyway.

Sorry to hear you have to put together your own birthday celebration, Carbon. I would be there, but last minute plane tickets and previously made plans and all kinda put a damper on that. But I wish you happy birthday from afar. If we ever meet, I'll take you for a drink.

Reply #9417 Top

your wish shall be done, milord

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #9418 Top

Sorry, don't even celebrate my own birthday.

Reply #9419 Top

 

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #9420 Top

and as usually tesb cannot speak without his god around

Reply #9421 Top

Happy Birthday Carbon!!!   :)

 

Reply #9422 Top

Loading Multiple Maps Into One Game Session ?

 

Was curious if it would take much tweaking, i'm not a programmer, but was joyed to have the devs load ships names by call rather than have them hard-coded as before. ( i think this was the last or second to last update we had in 1.18 or 1.19 or 1.191) where it became possible to have custom names for added races.  :)  Very cool! 

Anyway, a way to put together a rather 'informal' mini campaign struck me, something i have been wondering and thinking about for more than perhaps a year, maybe not that long, maybe close though. Anyway, was wondering since Sins loads all the elements of the game into the session at launch, to keep from having to have load screens in the game, if it were possible to have the devs load (or modders figure out a way to load) multiple maps.

My thoughts are that on huge maps, only one given star system is usually being used at a time, though, when things get heavy i guess it is sometimes several. But if multiple maps could be loaded and then accessed one after the other, or in the case of star systems on huge maps, accessed and then gone back to, or forward to the next map, by having to fight our way through probably, :)  Then we might have what in appearance at least is a mini campaign. If the maps could be cached, then perhaps even more than just a handful could be loaded at one time, say 12 or more?

It would make the games hugely long of course, haha :)  But a Sins game is long enough anyway, so what is a dozen more hours give or take?  :)

Anyway, the persistent ships, the battles that play out over more than a single system, or even several multiple systems as in the huge maps might be very, very interesting. Just my opinion of course.

But i think it would be cool.

Just wondering if anyone else thought it might be cool?

:)

Thank you for listening,

-Teal

 

Reply #9423 Top

Would personally love to see it as well. Would make the whole idea of campaigning much better.

Reply #9424 Top

The big problem with that is creating a real story out of it. Starcraft had the advantage of allowing trigger application. If we can't install triggers, even rudimentary ones, then we get a series of maps without much explanation. I guess what I want to see is a more interactive approach to the GalaxyForge design.

Reply #9425 Top

Agreed. That is what I enjoyed about Starcraft, even crafted a huge 30 mission campaign. May attempt to do the same with Starcraft 2 if I decide to buy it. Maybe.