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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #10501 Top

 

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #10502 Top

If I understand you correctly, you wanted to scream S.H.I.T.!

And I agree.

So Happy It's Thursday.

Reply #10503 Top

but thursday is almost over, but S.H.I.F. is starting soon

harpo

 

Reply #10504 Top

possum don't scream, they lurk in the dark

 

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #10505 Top

fine, lurk then

Reply #10507 Top

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #10508 Top

G_Bison strikes again!

Reply #10509 Top

yet, i shall strike last

 

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #10510 Top

but only in the possum traps.

harpo

 

Reply #10511 Top

Gotta get me some wet, sweet possum...   

Gotta learn me to spel too!

Reply #10512 Top

possums are masters of the engrish lagnuage and are always haappy to learn it to you

 

also wet sweet possums will be delivered

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #10513 Top

Possum Sexual IQ Test

A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False

Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False

Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False

A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False

A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False

Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False

Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False

Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or False

Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False

Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False

An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
True or False

A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False

An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False

A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True or False

An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False

A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False

Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False

Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

Reply #10514 Top

A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False
End of quote

True, that is why possums use a razor to kill it


Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False
End of quote

it's Virginia and it is a state of the usa, tzk tzk possum knows better then you 

A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False
End of quote

True, possums tend to ride them

A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False
End of quote

Possums love the fiddle, but there is no G-string attached


Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False
End of quote

actually it is the other way around, that is why possum always carry an octopus remover with them


Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False
End of quote

true, just ask harpo!



A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False
End of quote

True, that is why possums live in it. remember this next time you use one.

An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False
End of quote

true, everything is possible in church

An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False
End of quote

True, Japan is very weird

A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False
End of quote

well, Lesbos belongs to greece but is pretty close to turkey, so it is nearly true

Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False
End of quote

yes, records to be watched at

Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False
End of quote

False, Genitals are people of Jewish origin, ask a Jew

 

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #10515 Top

Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

False, Genitals are people of Jewish origin, ask a Jew
End of quote

Nope, they're non-Jewish. No one asked, but I figured to jump the gun.

Reply #10516 Top

Well then that was a bit strange

Reply #10517 Top

Go chase cars.

 

Reply #10519 Top

okay then watch people chase cars

I don't care

Reply #10520 Top

Quoting tesb, reply 10514


Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False


true, just ask harpo!


 

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum
End of tesb's quote

So true :grin:

Reply #10521 Top

Quoting control-SEVEN, reply 10520

Quoting tesb, reply 10514

Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False


true, just ask harpo!


 

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum

So true
End of control-SEVEN's quote
actually it is possum gut NETS that catch fish, and the last set of nets was fried in the heat of summer, and will need to catch a large number of possums to make the next set of nets for winter which is why the possum traps are out, but so far I have less than 10% of the possums I will need to replace the nets from last winter.

harpo

 

Reply #10522 Top
Thank you Ryat, I watched that in the theater when it camed out all those years ago. Best car chase in all movies.
Reply #10523 Top

@harpo

Well lambskin condoms are so our parents...I welcome the possumskin ribbed!

Reply #10525 Top

 

 

-Exiled Possum