Banned for the line ends elsewhere.... furthermore, the lines on the map------- moved from side----- to--- side.

Banned for the sidelines.

banned for being on the sidelines

Banned for line dancing.

Banned for dancing left of center.

Banned for having nothing else to do all day but keep this thread alive

Banned for joining the club.

Banned for clubbing.

Banned for not clubbing... that ogre needed putting out of our misery, and you missed the opportunity to clock it on the scone.

banned for club hopping

Banned for clubbing scone impersonators. 

banned for sconing me

Banned for Devonshire Teas... and I will have strawberry jam and clotted cream on my scones... all 6 of 'em.  [check the link if you don't know what a Devonshire Tea is... I know cos I was born in Devonshire].

Banned for I checked it out and may I have some please.... except for the clotted cream 

banned for not going for the clotted cream

Banned for passing the cream, but forgetting the sugar

Banned for Devon on the Hudson.

Banned for Hudson was a fugitive... a bit like the Scarlett Pimpernel, they sought him here, they sought him there, and only ever found his soiled underwear.

banned for pontificating

Banned for not the ponies again? 

banned for not getting the whey

Banned for which whey to the pub.... and there's some nut down on the corner giving dollar bills away.

banned for taking the bill

Banned for Dr Hook... who thinks you got stoned and you missed it.

Banned for stony hicks.