Banned for hook, line and sinker.... you didn't need baiting, just reeling in cos "oh look, shiny stuff".

banned for targeting my ADHD-oh shiny

Banned for shoe polish... it was never intended to shine your flip-flops.

banned for flip flopping on me again

Banned for get out of the pool... belly flopping is not allowed, nor is showing the ladies your version of breast stroke

Banned for the dolphins liked it.

Banned for fishy tales.

banned for thinking its a red herring

Banned for just hoping bigger fish don't think likewise.

banned for going for the bigger fish

Banned, because there is always a bigger fish.

banned for bigger references

Banned for referencing.

Banned for bigger issues.

Banned because you have issues

Banned for impersonating her shrink.... and don't expect a consult fee, either.

banned for shrinking

Banned for I am a non-practising cannibal, not a head hunter.... but if you have one that needs shrinking I'm always willing to learn

Banned for I was gonna drop by but thanks for the "heads" up. I'll visit the Amazon instead.                 (head on shoulder issues )

banned for not mention if that is the river or the warehouse

Banned for the river, silly.    The gave up barbarianism at least a month ago. Yup, cold turkey.   Now they eat gnats, bats and rats. 

banned because the difference between civilization and barbarianism is a thin veneer

Banned for calling it spot on.  The reality of Walking Dead or some such catastrophe freaks me out if I think about it too much... 

banned for worrying about catastrophes

Banned for the cat's ass trophies... I got a trophy once.

Was for having the longest one at my school... jump that is.