Banned for stones getting in the shoes of weary travellers... while on the rocky road to ruin. 

Ah, debauchery and decadence... isn't it wonderful!

banned for marshmallow castle and marmalade skies

Banned by Stonehenge, the real stoner. More than Cheech and Chong. 

Banned for going up in smoke.

Banned for the fire brigade.... be sure to keep your 'extinguisher' pointed toward the flame.

Banned for flaming in the dark.

Banned for smoking on a sunny afternoon.  

Banned for only having eyes for his extinguisher.... and when you get back from Itchycoo Park, maybe you could put some cream or something on it.

Banned for not liking music.

Banned for I am a Rock fan since forever.... used to keep a couple as pets in a cage out the back... until the RSPCA [Rock Segregation Positive Care  Authority] made me release them into the wild.  I worried for months about who would love and take care of them, I even hoped they'd come back, if only for a visit, but they never did.  Now I have a couple of pet pebbles... I just hope the DKPPIA [Don't Keep Pet Pebbles Indoors Association] doesn't come knocking at my door.

banned for going with the rocks

banned for hitting rock bottom

Banned for bottoming out.

Banned for that's when bottoms up.

Banned for contributing to their bottom perversion.... and don't forget to put some linament on those saddle sores.

Banned for being a linament or curdle professional. 

banned for turtle hurdling

Banned for Turtle Soup, which is a funny show too.

banned for showing naked turtles

Banned for yeah baby, rock garden chaos.

Banned for floral arrangements... the gardner will be furious his flowers have been picked

banned for picked pickled peppers

Banned for salacious seaweed... ya go fishing for makerel and ya haul in some kelp tangled up with a mermaid.

Banned for needing particular bait for particular mermaids.

banned for baiting me