Hizaed

Hizaed

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Mmmm I love the idea of smacking around noobs once the full game is out! Thats how it was after beta testing Company of Heroes, the n00b level skyrocketed, as did my score and ego.

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I can honestly say, I am jealous. I wish I could make things from balloons like that. You would be popular with children and with the ladies. I could use it all the time. Quickly make a balloon heart and hold it out "I just wanted to tell you, the moment I saw you, you stole a piece of my heart, I just wanted you to have it". Or, make a half heart, "Hi, uhh, yah, I was just looking for the other half of this and I was wondering if you could help me". Or, just blo

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#WARNING# - #Incredibly Corny Joke Found Below# You better hope she doesn't make you history! Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck. Would you be obsessed with yourself? Is that what happened to Schem? jk

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Dude, lol. Actually I have a lot of respect for someone who does that to make old people feel better. I wish a clown would show up to make my Grandma feel better (why does that sound dirty), though I think I'd rather not be there, don't know why I don't really care for clowns, never have. .

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One thing I know is that sometimes it best to have them as 'close' friends than a full blown relationship. Either that, or you have the, treat a lady like a tramp and a tramp like a lady addage. I learned that from Star Trek Voyager, yes thats right ladies and gentlemen, you too can meet the partner of your dreams through the magic of Star Trek. Ladies flock to a man who knows the difference between Phaser and a Tricorder. Schem, I h

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I will patiently wait for the boxed set, letting you lackies sort out the problems. The best part of beta testing a strat game is that when it comes out to the masses you already know how to play. And you get to play with n00bs, its feels like you have god like powers. Usually I smack them around for a bit and them help them

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Just curious, if it was a claim of his I was just thinking of the post in the off topic forums about building a computer, he appears to have little technical knowledge for someone so well educated in everything and only wants to spend $600 to upgrade his 7 year old computer...

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Troll The above gentleman is just trolling for attention, if left ignored he will dissapear, just pretend like he's not posting. Credit to the real schem for that link, saw a similar one in one of his posts, it was hilarious.

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And yes I am pretty sure Schems 16, well at least as sure as information I have gathered tells me. His birthday, plus the fact that he stated this at the age thread in off topic a while ago. With the whole MIT thing is it to be insinuated that he is wealthy than or at least his family is?

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Aequam memento rebus in arduis servare mentem... The answer is so simple. Its all makes sense now, keeping a clear head is the answer. Now I know who the imposter is, or do I. I guess Ill play, Animis opibusque parati All great men google Latin Quotes

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I wouldn't, it was purely for humor. However, he might not be 16, unless you know for sure. He very well could be a 45 year old man in a trailer with two kids and delusions of grandeur who watched too much Doogie Howser and wishes his childhood could have been similar. He spends his evenings on forums listening to educational books on tape to sound interesting and obviously spends his days listening to Rush Limbaugh (not that I disapprove). Maybe a little Readers Digest for some big words an

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Though I will be visiting the city in April I doubt we will see each other and even then I wouldnt know who you are. If you go to a McDonalds you might just get to say hello, he is putting his MIT education to good use. He is the General Manager of the place though, so show some respect, they pull in like 30k a year!!!!

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I think I'll just revel in the fact that I'm the only one with a fanclub on this forum Hitler had a fan club. As does Britney Spears. The similarities are astounding.

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the truth is, there can only be one. Actually, with the ability to create multiple accounts there can be plenty with no need to tap into the theory of a parallel universe. Heck everyone on this forum could be Schem. But that could mean… dare I say, Schem and Emperor are the same person. The Emperor being an ego driven manifestation in Schem's mind, the creation of an arch-rival, his nemesis. We could all be personalities in Schem's mind all

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Couple quick questions. Roughly how large do you think the download will be? Given the number of pre-orders am I going to be downloading at 10 kbps when it gets released? Just trying to figure out which day to take off work, muhahahah .

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The fact that you didnt specify made the arguement open to my devious ways only if you want to claim that you're an idiot. in which case I win. lol

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IE 7, because Bill Gates told me to. Tremble mortals, before the awesome power of Bill Gates! Use his pouducts or suffer the consequences*!!! *Consequences may include but are not limited to, stability, less pop-up, less adware, less spyware and increased efficiency. Beware!

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